You're so nebulous sometimes
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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