Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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