i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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