I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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