Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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