So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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