I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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