yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
We left the knife in your bed.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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