Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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