She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.