I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"