Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.