no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.