i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.