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Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I am available for nakedness