hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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