Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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