You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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