She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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