Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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