I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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