at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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