party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
The air taste purple.
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