I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
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You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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