Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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