I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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