Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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