he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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