What a fucking waste of an outfit
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?