oh god the rape fog is back!
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
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Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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