That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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