I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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