so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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