Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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