Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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