Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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