and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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