This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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