i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Randomize
