And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
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she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Two words: nipple clamps
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