Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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