wakey wakey hands off snakey
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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