last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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