i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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