I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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