he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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