STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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