CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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