talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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