matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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