i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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