so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
my poor anus
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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