Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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