Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
