the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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