Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
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pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest