So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
love makes seman taste better
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
