You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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