Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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